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ooooh Morley Morley 3:48 Thu Mar 5
FFS... I'm fuming....
... one of my laptops at home has slowed down to a crawl over night to the extent that trying to carry out basic housekeeping tasks to help sort it out is impossible.

Is there a short cut/quick way to speed it up.

(nob wiped on screen, too much porn on laptop and other hilarious replies not required)

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northbankboy68 10:00 Fri Mar 6
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
If your data is backed up then format drive and reinstall - make sure you include anti virus

Hugh Monteith 1:35 Fri Mar 6
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
how long does it take to weed the lawn

JGW1 1:21 Fri Mar 6
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Just apply a tiny bit of jizz to each usb port and then reboot. Works every time

DukeofDevo 12:55 Fri Mar 6
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Regcure did the job on my desktop running XP something or other!

NCHammer 9:06 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Try using spywareinfoforum.com if you're looking for help and don't know much about computers!

Free site and great assistance. They'll talk you through every step of the way and make life very very easy for you.

And they'll get your laptop running like normal!

riosleftsock 5:25 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
DO. NOT. TOUCH. KASPERSKY. WITH. A. BARGEPOLE.

You will be helping our enemies.

Swiss. 5:17 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Try Spybot..its free and good.

ooooh Morley Morley 5:09 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Cheers trunders i'll give it a look.

PDC ON THE VOLLEY 4:57 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Sounds like a lot of people are looking at a lot of shit on here - I thought that was Davies bag with rate my poo and stuff?

Lee Trundle 4:54 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Ditch it, Morley. The free ones are just as good. I hope they are anyway (I'm sure someone more techy than me will suggest otherwise if that isn't the case). I've used them for years and never had any problems. And I look at all kinds of shit.

Stubbo 4:54 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Genuinely a painful crawl? Does a reboot help? Is the hard drive clicking/rhymtically whirring? If so hard drive could be on last legs.

Pub Bigot 4:51 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Get CCLeaner from the Pirifrom website as it's free and will do the intended job

Pancho 4:49 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
Kaspersky?

Great chess player.

ooooh Morley Morley 4:49 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
The one that's on there expires soon, it's a Kaspersky one. I'm gonna look at new ones i think.

It never completes an update or a sweep.

Lee Trundle 4:47 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
CCleaner is a good shout. You can get it from here, install it, and run it (doesn't have to be in safe mode).

http://download.cnet.com/CCleaner/

Then try Malwarebyes. Again, install and run.

http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html

What anti virus are you using? That could be slowing it down as well. Get rid of it, and get a free one like Avast.

http://download.cnet.com/Avast-Free-Antivirus-2015/3000-2239_4-10019223.html?tag=main;pop

All those links should take you to the free versions, don't bother paying to upgrade.

bobbymoore 4:47 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
can do

ooooh Morley Morley 4:43 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
I might use a bit of that, all my laptop is good for is balancing my dinner plate on....

Should i do it in safe mode or anythink?

bobbymoore 4:41 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
deletes all temp files, cookies, favourites, shit data, copies, all sorts. the site is called piriform but put in ccleaner

does registry shit as well.

ooooh Morley Morley 4:40 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
What's CCleaner? Is that the sort of thing that GLITTER should have used?

Pub Bigot 4:28 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
CCLeaner.

Pancho 4:23 Thu Mar 5
Re: FFS... I'm fuming....
*thread

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